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发布时间:2009-09-06 22:22:00
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There Is Something Very Nice Inside Your Drum

     It was Jimmy's birthday, and he was five years old. He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family, and one of them was a beautiful big drum.

    "Who gave him that thing?" Jimmy's father said when he saw it.

    "His grandfather did," answered Jimmy's mother.

    "Oh," said his father.

    Of course , Jimmy liked his drum very much. He made a terrible noise with it, but his mother did not mind. His father was working during the day, and Jimmy was in bed when he got home in the evening, so he did not hear the noise.

     But one of the neighbours did not like the noise at all , so one morning a few days later, she took a sharp knife and went to Jimmy's house while he was hitting his drum. She said to him, "Hello, Jimmy. Do you know, there's something very nice inside your drum. Here's a knife. Open the drum and let's find it. "

How Did You lose Your Way?

      Mrs Brown's old grandfather lived with her and her husband. Every morning he went for a walk in the park and came home at half past twelve for his lunch.

     But one morning a police car stopped outside Mrs Brown's house at twelve o'clock, and two policemen helped Mr Brown to get out. One of them said to Mrs Brown, "The poor old gentleman lost his way in the park and telephoned to us for help, so we sent a car to bring him home. " Mrs Brown was very surprised, but she thanked the policemen and they left.

    "But, Grandfather, "she then said, "you have been to that park nearly every day for twenty years. How did you lose your way there?"

    The old man smiled, closed one eye and said, "I didn't quite lose my way. I just got tired and I didn't want to walk home! "

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