English Humor

    Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

    后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

    "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

    "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.

    There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

    应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.

    "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

    努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.

    "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

    工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.

    God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

    神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.

    When two's company, three's the result!

    两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

    A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

    服饰就像铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.

    The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

    学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!