The ￡1,000,000 pound Bank-Note

    The proprietor took a look, gave a low, eloquent whistle, then made a dive for the pile of rejected clothing, and began to snatch it this way and that, talking all the time excitedly, and as if to himself:

    "Sell an eccentric millionaire such an unspeakable suit as that! Tod's a fool-a born fool. Always doing something like this. Drives every millionaire away from this place, because he can't tell a millionaire from a tramp, and never could. Ah, here's the thing I am after. Please get those things off, sir, and throw them in the fire. Do me the favor to put on this shirt and this suit; it's just the thing, the very thing-plain, rich, modest, and just ducally nobby; made to order for a foreign prince-you may know him, sir, his Serene Highness the Hospodar of Halifax; had to leave it with us and take a mourning-suit because his mother was going to die- which she didn't. But that's all right; we can't always have things the way we-that is, the way they-there! trousers all right, they fit you to a charm, sir; now the waistcoat; aha, right again! now the coat-lord! Look at that, now! Perfect-the whole thing! I never saw such a triumph in all my experience."

    I expressed my satisfaction.

    "Quite right, sir, quite right; it'll do for a makeshift, I'm bound to say. But wait till you see what we'll get up for you on your own measure. Come, Tod, book and pen; get at it. Length of leg, 32"-and so on. Before I could get in a word he had measured me, and was giving orders for dress-suits, morning suits, shirts, and all sorts of things. When I got a chance I said:

    "But, my dear sir, I can't give these orders, unless you can wait indefinitely, or change the bill."

    "Indefinitely! It's a weak word, sir, a weak word. Eternally-that's the word, sir. Tod, rush these things through, and send them to the gentleman's address without any waste of time. Let the minor customers wait. Set down the gentleman's address and-"

    "I'm changing my quarters. I will drop in and leave the new address."

    "Quite right, sir, quite right. One moment-let me show you out, sir. There-good day, sir, good day."